Shipping policy

📦 SHIPPING

We ship worldwide, because sarcasm knows no borders.

1. Processing Time:
Orders are usually processed and shipped within 3–5 business days.

2. Shipping Time:
Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–10 business days after processing. International orders may take longer depending on location and customs.

3. Tracking:
You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships. If it’s not in your inbox, check your spam folder (our emails are weird, we get it).

Note: During holidays, launches, or weird global events, shipping may take longer. We promise we’re doing our best — and yelling at the postal system doesn’t help.