❓Frequently Asked Questions
We get these a lot. Or we imagine we do.
🕒 How long does shipping take?
Each item is made to order, which means it’s not sitting in a sad warehouse. We print it fresh just for you.
- 3–5 business days
- 5–10 business days
- Varies depending on your location and customs mood
Note: If your package gets stuck in transit, lost in a wormhole, or otherwise MIA, contact us and we’ll make it right.
📦 Do you offer returns or exchanges?
We don’t do returns or exchanges unless something arrives damaged or wrong. We print on demand, so each item is made just for you, not for the great clothing abyss.
Translation: Double-check your size and color before you click “buy.”
If your order is wrong or arrives looking like it fought a raccoon, use our contact form.
📏 How do I know what size to order?
Check the size chart on each product page. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up, nobody wants a crop top surprise.
Still unsure? Ask yourself:
“Am I wearing this to impress people or to avoid pants altogether?”
🧺 How do I wash my stuff?
Turn it inside out, wash cold, and hang dry or tumble low.
Basically: treat it like a friend with emotional baggage—gently.
🌍 Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Dorken knows no borders.
Just note that international shipping takes longer and may involve customs fees. Sadly, we don’t control international mail or bureaucracy. Yet.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
All major credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and possibly some forms of witchcraft we don’t fully understand. If your payment doesn’t go through, try sacrificing a printer cartridge to the gods.
🙋♀️ Can I customize a shirt or request a new saying?
Sometimes. Depends on the request, our caffeine level, and if Mercury is in retrograde. Drop us a message via the contact form and we’ll see what we can do.
🐾 Do you sell merch for dogs, babies, or emotionally unavailable exes?
Not yet. But... oh we like the way you think.