Things for People Who Use Humor as a Defense Mechanism.

Because bottled emotions don’t come in your size, but our tees do. Plus, other fun stuff for overthinkers, introverts, and the emotionally over it.

Release The Dorken!

This store exists for anyone who’s ever been called “too much,” “not normal,” or “weird in a fun way.” We make stuff for the ones who laugh at their own jokes, find joy in chaos, and know that humor is a survival skill. If that’s you? Welcome home. Let your dork flag fly.

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💬 “Why You’re Here”

  • | 😵‍💫 | You’re emotionally exhausted but still hilarious. |

    You're running on caffeine, chaos, and questionable coping skills. Might as well look good doing it.

  • | 😐 | Your face says “I'm fine.” Your shirt says “No I’m not.” |

    Because small talk is hard and sarcasm is easier. Let your tee do the heavy lifting, while you avoid eye contact.

  • | 🧃 | You’re into things with emotionally unhinged energy. |

    We get that. Plus a healthy dose of weird, relatable, unfiltered chaos you didn’t know you needed.

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